All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERSThe farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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