Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERSThe farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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