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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Chance Impression Inspirational Life
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing

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