It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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