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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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