The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERSWhen you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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