I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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