A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERSA fool and his money are soon elected.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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