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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

Will Rogers

A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment

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