An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSSometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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