When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERS
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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