The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
WILL ROGERSThere are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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