“The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’”

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.

It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.

It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

I’d known since about eleven that I wanted to live in America.

Israel itself is the strongest guarantee against another Holocaust.

We are trying to construct a more inclusive society. We are going to make a country in which no one is left out.

I’ve been to the countryside a couple of times. Somedays it is all wood and grass and empty. Other days it feels like you!

The country in which I live is not my native country, that lies elsewhere, and it must always be the center of my longings.

An election cannot give a country a firm sense of direction if it has two or more national parties which merely have different names but are as alike in their principles and aims as peas in the same pod.

Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of the nation, what an awful thing, what a shitty country.

No money, no family, 16 in the middle of Miami.