“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’

You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.

It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.

It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

The miracle of your existence calls for celebration every day.

Everybody deserves a shot at their dreams! Six months from now, you could be saying “I did it!” too. Get on it!

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation.

One of the most important principles of success is developing the habit of going the extra mile.

Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.

You must work on yourself continiously.

You’ve got enemies? Good, that means you actually stood up for something.

A vast deal may be done by those who dare to act.