“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’

You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.

It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.

It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

Chase no one but yourself, your goals and happiness will follow.

We have no limits to our world. We’re only limited by our imagination.

If your way has no challenges, you are going in the wrong way.

Even when it is not fully attained, we become better by striving for a higher goal.

You can’t accomplish wonderful things with your life if you have no idea of what they are.

Don’t stay asleep, wake up and start living your dreams.

You can become whoever you want to be. You can do what you want to do.

Successful people just love what they’re doing, and they love it in front of others.