Common sense ain’t common.
WILL ROGERSNever let yesterday use up too much of today.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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