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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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