When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERSThe older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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