There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
WILL ROGERSIt’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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