If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
WILL ROGERSThere is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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