The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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