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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.

Will Rogers

Common sense ain’t common.
WILL ROGERS

Common Sense Funny One Liner
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERS

Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS

Education Man Stupidity
I never met a man I didn’t like.
WILL ROGERS

Man Meet never One Liner
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS

Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
WILL ROGERS

Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERS

Dog Politics Reason
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
WILL ROGERS

Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
WILL ROGERS

Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
WILL ROGERS

Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
WILL ROGERS

Mess Stupidity Trouble
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS

Ignorance Newspaper Reading
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
WILL ROGERS

Life Live Serve Work
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
WILL ROGERS

Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
WILL ROGERS

Awful Corruption Interest People
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS

Change Comedy People Politics Serious
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
WILL ROGERS

Man Mistake never Tired
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERS

Account Democracy Government Nation People
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
WILL ROGERS

Community Ideas Prohibition Work
No man is great if he thinks he is.
WILL ROGERS

Greatness Man One Liner
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
WILL ROGERS

Finding Life Rush Save Time
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Land Stuff
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
WILL ROGERS

Politics Reason Vote
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS

Argument Change Mind Observation People
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS

Country Office Politics
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
WILL ROGERS

Government Pay Thankful
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS

Business Experience Inspirational Judgment

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