There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERSThe worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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