You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERSWork to make a living; serve to make a life.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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