We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
WILL ROGERSThe only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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