There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
WILL ROGERSThe only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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