There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERSWe always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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