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I never met a man I didn’t like.

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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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