Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
WILL ROGERSMake crime pay. Become a lawyer.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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