Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
WILL ROGERSNo man is great if he thinks he is.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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