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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.

Will Rogers

Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard

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