Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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