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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo

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