An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSHalf our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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