Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERSThe short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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