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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Argument Change Mind Observation People
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry

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