If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERSThe best way out of a difficulty is through it.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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