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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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