When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
WILL ROGERSThe man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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