Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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