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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

Will Rogers

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble

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