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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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