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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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