If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
STEVEN WRIGHT
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.
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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
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I like to reminisce with people I don’t know.
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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
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Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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