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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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Lost Myself Place Thinking
There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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Idiot Ocean Stand Wait
The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, ‘Where the hell is my roof?
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Bed Funny Hell Home Myself Nature Night Stars Wonder
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
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Funny Mad Music Myself Night Play
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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Discipline Funny Himself Person Time
I wish the first word I ever said was the word “quote”, so right before I die I could say “unquote”.
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Death Myself Quote Right Talk Word
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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Listening Mistake Yourself
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Destroy Evidence Success Try Yourself
It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I’d never even thought about killing myself.
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Funny Kill Learning Love Myself Time
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
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Fight Funny Gift Myself Room
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Eat Food Funny Human
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
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Conscience Funny Sleep Time
All those who believe in psychokinesis – raise my hand.
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Believe Funny Hands Myself Science Yourself
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
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Fantasy Himself Stop Weapon
I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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Company Game Myself Thinking Wrong
Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
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Bacteria Culture People
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
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Eyes Myself Prescription Ran Walk
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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Bad Conscience Memories
I installed a skylight in my apartment, the people who live above me are furious!
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Angry Install Light Live Myself People
I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
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Forget Funny Myself
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?
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Funny Man Sad Yourself
The older you get, the more you learn to see what you’ve been taught to see. When you’re a kid, you see what’s there.
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Children Deep Difference Growth Learning Old Philosophy See Teaching Yourself
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
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Bill Country Freedom Funny Phone Talk
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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Animal Evolution Monkey Science
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
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Funny Literature Word
I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.
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Animal Dog Himself Myself Return
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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Coffee Myself Time

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