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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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I’m addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn’t matter.
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I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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How do you get off a non-stop flight?
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My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it’s unbelievably clear.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.
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