To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
STEVEN WRIGHT
I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.
More Steven Wright Quotes
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’
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Clones are people two.
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There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child… eventually.
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The older you get, the more you learn to see what you’ve been taught to see. When you’re a kid, you see what’s there.
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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
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My doctor told me I shouldn’t work out until I’m in better shape. I told him, ‘All right; don’t send me a bill until I pay you.’
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
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I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
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My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon’s appointments.
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