Fantasy Quotes

If I didn’t define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people’s fantasies for me and eaten alive.

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed.

A myth is far truer than a history, for a history only gives a story of the shadows, whereas a myth gives a story of the substances that cast the shadows.

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

Everybody must have a fantasy.

Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.

What a pity that Bilbo did not stab that vile creature, when he had a chance!’

I have an airplane hangar with 17 cars in it. That’s no joke. I have a ‘half pipe’ in there, too – you know, like a big ramp, where I skateboard. It’s awesome. It’s the ultimate fantasy.

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

You wanted to be the Superman who was never Clark Kent.