The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, ‘Where the hell is my roof?
STEVEN WRIGHT
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, ‘Where the hell is my roof?
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I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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My doctor told me I shouldn’t work out until I’m in better shape. I told him, ‘All right; don’t send me a bill until I pay you.’
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If it’s a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.
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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
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I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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