If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
STEVEN WRIGHT
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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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All those who believe in psychokinesis – raise my hand.
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, “Didn’t you see the stop sign?” I said, “Yeah, but I don’t believe everything I read”
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Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
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I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I’d never even thought about killing myself.
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I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
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How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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