The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
WILL ROGERSLive in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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