Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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