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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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