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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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