“Life doesn’t happen to you. It happens for you.”

One of the most corrosive threats to society moving forward is social media and right wing disinformation.

I used to be a guy who was experiencing the Universe, but now I feel like the Universe experiencing a guy.

Energy is what I believe all of us are. We’re just conscious awareness dancing for itself for no other reason but to stay amused.

I don’t make it in regular channels, and that’s okay for me.

Comedy is a high form of art becaus it brings us more joy than anything else.

My life is not unlike Truman’s. I can’t go anywhere.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.

Beware of the unloved, because they will eventually hurt themselves or others.

I have no limits. I cannot be contained because I am the container.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That’s the one thing I always appreciated. They didn’t tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

My report card always said, ‘Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students’.

I don’t remember yesterday. I pretty much live in the moment.

If I’m not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.

I am heaven.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

People will never, ever forget what happened and how it happened, and it is my hope that we are on our way to greater change.

These are the days that must happen to you.

Demand not that things happen as you wish, but wish them to happen as they do, and you will go on well.

Everybody has an addiction, mine happens to be success.

Parking lot was so much fun!! thank you again to everyone who helped make this happen.

It happens to everyone as they grow up. You find out who you are and what you want, and then you realize that people you’ve known forever don’t see things the way you do. So you keep the wonderful memories, but find yourself moving on.

The purest form of joy comes to us in ordinary moments, and those moments can happen any place where gratitude is alive. ⁣

Focus on your goals and dreams. Do the things that you can do. Things will happen that you can’t anticipate.