“Life doesn’t happen to you. It happens for you.”

My father used to brag that I wasn’t a ham, I was the whole pig.

I just want to be myself.

I’ve arrived at the place if I’m not taking a career risk, I’m not happy. If I’m scared, then I know I’m being challenged.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body. My body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

When things are really bad the only thing to do is laugh.

I feel like I want to take care of everyone and I also feel this terrible guilt if I am unable to. And I have felt this way ever since all this success started.

Life is an ordeal, albeit an exciting one, but I wouldn’t trade it for the good old days of poverty and obscurity.

One of the most corrosive threats to society moving forward is social media and right wing disinformation.

I used to be a guy who was experiencing the Universe, but now I feel like the Universe experiencing a guy.

Energy is what I believe all of us are. We’re just conscious awareness dancing for itself for no other reason but to stay amused.

I don’t make it in regular channels, and that’s okay for me.

Comedy is a high form of art becaus it brings us more joy than anything else.

My life is not unlike Truman’s. I can’t go anywhere.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.

Butterfly growth from caterpillar, the time has gone, thing change & good thing will happen. 

The best conservation always happens at midnight.

While all of this bad is happening, Know that a lot of good is quietly heading for you.

It seems like every time you come up something happens to bring you back down.

There’s no scarcity of opportunity to make a living at what you love. There is only a scarcity of resolve to make it happen.

So little of what could happen does happen.

Be a calm beholder of what is happening around you.

Put your head down and work hard. Never wait for things to happen, make them happen for yourself through hard graft and not giving up.