Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.
JIM CARREYOur love is like a red, red rose and I am a little thorny.
More Jim Carrey Quotes
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Morgan Freeman is so class. He’s so cool. He’s so scary.
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Isn’t it cool when the days that are supposed to feel good, actually do?
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You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.
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I just want to be myself.
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Maybe other people will try to limit me but I don’t limit myself.
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I don’t remember yesterday. I pretty much live in the moment.
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Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.
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You are ready and able to do beautiful things in this world.
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People need motivation to do anything. I don’t think human beings learn anything without desperation.
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I think I could go away tomorrow. I’ve already accomplished something. It’s such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself.
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If done right, kidnapping can be a positive experience for everyone.
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So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality.
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Energy is what I believe all of us are. We’re just conscious awareness dancing for itself for no other reason but to stay amused.
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I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.
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My life is not unlike Truman’s. I can’t go anywhere.
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The purpose of art is to bring people into presence.
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Choose love, and don’t ever let fear turn you against your playful heart.
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Beware of the unloved, because they will eventually hurt themselves or others.
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As far as I can tell, it’s just about letting the universe know what you want and then working toward it while letting go of how it comes to pass.
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Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
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Psychologically, it’s what I love to be. Tearing apart a person from the inside out.
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I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I’d have a hairy conniption. I’d just go crazy.
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150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.
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Maybe other people will try to limit me but I don’t limit myself.
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I got a lot of support from my parents. That’s the one thing I always appreciated. They didn’t tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
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Originality is really important.
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