“150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.”

If you give up on your dreams, what’s left?

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.

For the most sensitive among us, the noise can be too much.

We had problems like all families but we had a lot of love. I was extremely loved. We always felt we had each other.

I love playing ego and insecurity combined.

I don’t believe in hope. Hope is a beggar. Hope walks through the fire, faith leaps over it.

Originality is really important.

Flowers don’t worry about how they’re going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

If done right, kidnapping can be a positive experience for everyone.

Compassion is the currency that leads to true wealth.

I’ve always believed that you can funnel good things toward yourself by thinking positiviely.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

One thing I hope I’ll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.

Everything can be made fun of. The most serious things are ripe for making fun of them.

The effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is.

Human things have long since jumped the shark.

In the garden of gentle sanity, May you be bombarded by coconuts of wakefulness.

I love cakes. Chocolate and coconut cakes. I love that combination!

I don’t really use any face products anymore because they make me break out. I like natural remedies. I usually put honey on my face. Sometimes, I put sugar in it so it’s an exfoliant, too. I add raw coconut oil, which is good as a face wash and a moisturizer.

Don’t walk under the coconut trees.

I grew up with coconuts as the main flavor in food in Jamaica. It’s part of our culture.

I drink a lot of coconut water. It balances out all the other toxic stuff I put into my body.