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Morgan Freeman is so class. He’s so cool. He’s so scary.

Jim Carrey

My report card always said, ‘Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students’.
JIM CARREY

Childhool Student
I don’t believe in hope. Hope is a beggar. Hope walks through the fire, faith leaps over it.
JIM CARREY

Begger Believe Faith Fire Hope Leap
Acting is divine dissatisfaction. It’s the greatest thing in the world to do, but you are never satisfied with it ever.
JIM CARREY

Acting Divine Satisfaction World
True religion has, at its core: Love, Peace, Mercy, Justice and Freedom. If any of these elements is not fully present in a religion, the religion has been compromised.
JIM CARREY

Element Freedom Justice Love Mercy Peace Present Religion
If I’m not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
JIM CARREY

Funny Minute Wait
So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality.
JIM CARREY

Choose Disguise Fear Path Practical
I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.
JIM CARREY

Beautiful Coffee Garden Lose Morning Wake Up
Our love is like a red, red rose and I am a little thorny.
JIM CARREY

Break Up Love Red Rose Thorn
Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.
JIM CARREY

Hygine Package
I tend to stay up late, not because I’m partying but because it’s the only time of the day when I’m alone and don’t have to be performing.
JIM CARREY

Alone Party Performance
Morgan Freeman is so class. He’s so cool. He’s so scary.
JIM CARREY

Class Cool Scary
I learned many great lessons from my father, not the least of which, was that you can fail at what you don’t want so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.
JIM CARREY

Chance Failure Father Learning Lesson
Originality is really important.
JIM CARREY

Be Yourself Important One Liner Original
Madness is never that far away. It’s as close as saying yes to the wrong impulse.
JIM CARREY

Close Far Impulse Madness Wrong
I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I’m just trying to create a good one for myself.
JIM CARREY

Believe Creation Myself Philosophy Universe
Maybe other people will try to limit me but I don’t limit myself.
JIM CARREY

Inspirational Limitation People
Flowers don’t worry about how they’re going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.
JIM CARREY

Beautiful Bloom Flower Light Worry
My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.
JIM CARREY

Focus Forget Laugh Life Pain Reduce
I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.
JIM CARREY

Answer Dreams Famous Rich
I wished people could realize all of their dreams of wealth and fame so they could see that it’s not where you’ll find your sense of completion.
JIM CARREY

Completion Dreams Fame Finding People Realize Wealth
It is better to risk starving to death than surrender. If you give up on your dreams, what’s left?
JIM CARREY

Dreams Give Up Motivational Risk Surrender
I don’t remember yesterday. I pretty much live in the moment.
JIM CARREY

Inspirational Live Moments Past Present Pretty
I don’t make it in regular channels, and that’s okay for me.
JIM CARREY

Channel Regular
I don’t hate you for loving you. I just hate my heart for choosing someone like you.
JIM CARREY

Break Up Choose Depression Hate Heart Love
If you’ve got a talent, protect it.
JIM CARREY

Inspirational One Liner Protection Talent
Choose love, and don’t ever let fear turn you against your playful heart.
JIM CARREY

Choose Fear Heart Inspirational Love Playful
150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.
JIM CARREY

Coconut Development Die Drug Fall People Vaccine Worry

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