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Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.

Jim Carrey

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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Eyes Greatness Man Marriage Success Woman
I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
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Alcohol Beautiful Drug Life Positive Serious
The purpose of art is to bring people into presence.
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Art People Presence Purpose
If I’m not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
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Funny Minute Wait
I think I could go away tomorrow. I’ve already accomplished something. It’s such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself.
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Accomplishment Business Future Myself Selfish Sick
Energy is what I believe all of us are. We’re just conscious awareness dancing for itself for no other reason but to stay amused.
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Amuse Aware Believe Conscious Dance Energy Reason
Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.
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Afraid Inspirational Life Opportunity
You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.
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Chance Failure Inspirational Love Risk
Madness is never that far away. It’s as close as saying yes to the wrong impulse.
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Close Far Impulse Madness Wrong
Maybe other people will try to limit me but I don’t limit myself.
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Limitation Motivational Myself People
One man’s toxic waste is another man’s potpourri.
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Man Toxic
When things are really bad the only thing to do is laugh.
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Hard Time Laugh Struggle
I absolutely want to have a career where you make’em laugh and make’em cry. It’s all theater.
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Absolute Career Cry Laugh Theater
Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
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Cable Ultimate
My life is not unlike Truman’s. I can’t go anywhere.
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Freedom Life
So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality.
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Choose Disguise Fear Path Practical
My report card always said, ‘Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students’.
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Childhool Student
150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.
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Coconut Development Die Drug Fall People Vaccine Worry
I’ve arrived at the place if I’m not taking a career risk, I’m not happy. If I’m scared, then I know I’m being challenged.
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Arrive Career Challenge Happiness Risk
Life is an ordeal, albeit an exciting one, but I wouldn’t trade it for the good old days of poverty and obscurity.
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Excitement Life Poverty Trade
Compassion is the currency that leads to true wealth.
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Compassion Currency One Liner True Wealth
A lot of good love can happen in ten years.
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Happen Love
As far as I can tell, it’s just about letting the universe know what you want and then working toward it while letting go of how it comes to pass.
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Come Let Go Universe Work
Isn’t it cool when the days that are supposed to feel good, actually do?
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Actual Cool Inspirational Suppose
I got a lot of support from my parents. That’s the one thing I always appreciated. They didn’t tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
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Appreciation Parents Stupidity Support
Maybe other people will try to limit me but I don’t limit myself.
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Inspirational Limitation People
One thing I hope I’ll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.
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Drunk Hope Power Town Work

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